A Gentleman Covets: Fendi Armchair
Dear Reader:
A few weeks ago, the prim and proper Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, from MTV's hit The Jersey Shore, was asked by Jay Leno "How would you change the world?" In classic Snooki style she replied, " I would put tanning beds in everyones home and I would eliminate the Bumpit. Bumpits are stupid, I tease my hair." While she received a lot of criticism for this remark, I can't help but appreciate her in her own 'special' way attempting to start a world wide Snookery Make Over because tanning and hair are what matter most to her. You've got to give it to the self proclaimed "Queen of the Guidettes" because she cares. Really she does.
Now if I were asked the same question, I'd definitely bypass the Cancer Machines in every home idea. And the excommunication of the Bumpit because I have nothing against the Bumpits or their Bumpit ways. I'm officially stating I'm Pro-Bumpit. Instead I'd like to end war, world hunger, disease, poverty....You know the usual.
And maybe, I'd like to provide everyone in the world with a Fendi Armchair from LUXE Studio because after I sat in this chair last night during the Snow on 6! Event at the Washington Design Center I felt like a new man. Like I drank a full gallon of Ronnie Juice and repeatedly punched The Situation in the face for being such an incredible idiot kind of new man.
And trust me, everyone in the world should feel that good.
Peace, Love, and The Beachcomber,
HPG
A few weeks ago, the prim and proper Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, from MTV's hit The Jersey Shore, was asked by Jay Leno "How would you change the world?" In classic Snooki style she replied, " I would put tanning beds in everyones home and I would eliminate the Bumpit. Bumpits are stupid, I tease my hair." While she received a lot of criticism for this remark, I can't help but appreciate her in her own 'special' way attempting to start a world wide Snookery Make Over because tanning and hair are what matter most to her. You've got to give it to the self proclaimed "Queen of the Guidettes" because she cares. Really she does.
Now if I were asked the same question, I'd definitely bypass the Cancer Machines in every home idea. And the excommunication of the Bumpit because I have nothing against the Bumpits or their Bumpit ways. I'm officially stating I'm Pro-Bumpit. Instead I'd like to end war, world hunger, disease, poverty....You know the usual.
And maybe, I'd like to provide everyone in the world with a Fendi Armchair from LUXE Studio because after I sat in this chair last night during the Snow on 6! Event at the Washington Design Center I felt like a new man. Like I drank a full gallon of Ronnie Juice and repeatedly punched The Situation in the face for being such an incredible idiot kind of new man.
And trust me, everyone in the world should feel that good.
Peace, Love, and The Beachcomber,
HPG
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