A Gentleman Celebrates: 2010
Dear Reader:
Worried about the New Year? Hoping to keep those pesky resolutions this time around? Really really really hoping to get that hot kiss at the stroke of midnight that will likely change your life forever?
Forget about it. Yuck.
Focus on the real task at hand: Getting every pennies worth at the open bar of whatever insanely overpriced event you are likely going to. Priorities, my dear reader, priorities.
Now seriously you are already wonderful, smart, and stylish so don't go changing yourself with silly resolutions. Instead just take a cue from Baby New Year 1931 and let's beat the hell out of the New Year. Go in screaming and ready for the fight. Hammers, ready.
But don't go commando under a leather apron. Chafing, like depression, hurts everyone.
Now, let me hear your war cry!
With war paint wishes and champagne bubbly dreams,
HPG
Worried about the New Year? Hoping to keep those pesky resolutions this time around? Really really really hoping to get that hot kiss at the stroke of midnight that will likely change your life forever?
Forget about it. Yuck.
Focus on the real task at hand: Getting every pennies worth at the open bar of whatever insanely overpriced event you are likely going to. Priorities, my dear reader, priorities.
Now seriously you are already wonderful, smart, and stylish so don't go changing yourself with silly resolutions. Instead just take a cue from Baby New Year 1931 and let's beat the hell out of the New Year. Go in screaming and ready for the fight. Hammers, ready.
But don't go commando under a leather apron. Chafing, like depression, hurts everyone.
Now, let me hear your war cry!
With war paint wishes and champagne bubbly dreams,
HPG
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