A Gentleman Needs Another Blanket and a Bourbon Refill
Dear Reader:
98% of the time the Weather Forecaster lies. Crushing children's dreams and working professional's hopes of getting a welcomed "Snow Day" seemed to be the status quo at the Weather Channel. Well, I guess fellow East Coasters, the joke is on us now. The powers that be seem to be making up for all of those dry mornings of disappointment with an honest to goodness real-life blizzard.
So, I've ditched the bow tie for my aviator fur hat, cozied up on the couch, and have enjoyed watching my neighbor attempt to dig his vehicle out of the snow. Attempt being the key word.
Listen champ, with the ill matching flannel gear, this isn't going to happen. It has been 45 minutes with little to no progress. While I've enjoyed watching you mouth filthy words while insanely waiving your arms at your car, I think it is time to admit defeat. So take yourself and your cute little lady friend back inside and thaw.
Sending you and yours safe and warm wishes for the Blizzard of 2009.
Blankets and Bourbon,
HPG
98% of the time the Weather Forecaster lies. Crushing children's dreams and working professional's hopes of getting a welcomed "Snow Day" seemed to be the status quo at the Weather Channel. Well, I guess fellow East Coasters, the joke is on us now. The powers that be seem to be making up for all of those dry mornings of disappointment with an honest to goodness real-life blizzard.
So, I've ditched the bow tie for my aviator fur hat, cozied up on the couch, and have enjoyed watching my neighbor attempt to dig his vehicle out of the snow. Attempt being the key word.
Listen champ, with the ill matching flannel gear, this isn't going to happen. It has been 45 minutes with little to no progress. While I've enjoyed watching you mouth filthy words while insanely waiving your arms at your car, I think it is time to admit defeat. So take yourself and your cute little lady friend back inside and thaw.
Sending you and yours safe and warm wishes for the Blizzard of 2009.
Blankets and Bourbon,
HPG
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