CITATION #3: Wednesday July 22 at 11:00pm at CLEVELAND PARK BAR & GRILL
Spotted: A young man entering the watering hole Cleveland Park Bar & Grill wearing a baseball cap, navy blue T-Shirt, and red shorts. He elbows my lady friend as he makes a seat for himself at the bar and then orders a water, cosmopolitan, and an order of mozzarella sticks.
Result: After about an hour of muttering to himself, fiddling with his blackberry, and sucking the cheese out of all the sticks, he leaves the bar to make a phone call. Never to be seen from again. Leaving the responsibility of his bar tab to the bartender himself.
Lesson: Gentleman, you may make things go South with your woman. You may steal candy from small children. You may even kick fuzzy little puppies on their cute littles noses. But you should never, ever, ever screw over your bartender. Especially when that bartender is Todd, of Cleveland Park Bar & Grill, who happens to be one of the best bar keeps along the East Coast.
( Warning: I've got my eagle eyes out for you Mr. Cheese Stick Sucker.)
Result: After about an hour of muttering to himself, fiddling with his blackberry, and sucking the cheese out of all the sticks, he leaves the bar to make a phone call. Never to be seen from again. Leaving the responsibility of his bar tab to the bartender himself.
Lesson: Gentleman, you may make things go South with your woman. You may steal candy from small children. You may even kick fuzzy little puppies on their cute littles noses. But you should never, ever, ever screw over your bartender. Especially when that bartender is Todd, of Cleveland Park Bar & Grill, who happens to be one of the best bar keeps along the East Coast.
( Warning: I've got my eagle eyes out for you Mr. Cheese Stick Sucker.)
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