CITATION #2: 7th and Pennsylvania SE at 6:41 pm
Spotted: A woman with pink and white curlers furiously honking her horn in her forest green Honda Civic as the light slowly turned green all the while screaming out the window, "Hurry the f*&$ up, motha-f#$&#@!, I need to see my children!"
Result: Unsatisfied with the result of her honking and yelling, the curled women sped up along side the line of cars in front of her scraping the door of a silver Mercedes. Not slowing down, she gave the cars the ole' middle finger out the window trick thinking she'd had the last laugh.
Unfortunately the dump truck in front of her was at a halt, and gave the Mercedes enough time to pull over and jot down the license number of said Honda Civic.
Hit and Run? Check.
Lesson: Road Rage is a daily fact of life in the Washington area. Even as a pedestrian, I myself have major Sidewalk Rage. So I understand the screaming, cursing, and middle fingering. But let it stop at that. Once you cross that line. Literally. There is no return.
No matter how bad you need to take those damn pink and white curlers out of your tired old head.
Or see those bratty little children.
Result: Unsatisfied with the result of her honking and yelling, the curled women sped up along side the line of cars in front of her scraping the door of a silver Mercedes. Not slowing down, she gave the cars the ole' middle finger out the window trick thinking she'd had the last laugh.
Unfortunately the dump truck in front of her was at a halt, and gave the Mercedes enough time to pull over and jot down the license number of said Honda Civic.
Hit and Run? Check.
Lesson: Road Rage is a daily fact of life in the Washington area. Even as a pedestrian, I myself have major Sidewalk Rage. So I understand the screaming, cursing, and middle fingering. But let it stop at that. Once you cross that line. Literally. There is no return.
No matter how bad you need to take those damn pink and white curlers out of your tired old head.
Or see those bratty little children.
Oh Karma. When will people learn?
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