CITATION #1 : Unladylike Conduct at the Ritz Carlton
Spotted: At the Marcus Johnson and Ski Johnson album release party at the Ritz Carlton
Georgetown, a lovely lady fawning relentlessly over a local newscaster while shoving her number into his pocket.
Result: Nervously bumping into my table, spilling her martini all over my last beef slider, and watching her glass shatter all over the floor. Talk about sprinting on broken glass. She bolted to the VIP suite only to be seen much later with a new martini.
Lesson: Accidents happen to everyone. To me they happen everyday. But when these small pitfalls of life occur, embrace it. Laugh a little. Shoot, laugh a lot. But above all, Apologize. I've learned its the proper thing to do.
(And maybe buying this Half Pint another slider wouldn't hurt either. I loooove to eat. I'm a growing boy.)
Georgetown, a lovely lady fawning relentlessly over a local newscaster while shoving her number into his pocket.
Result: Nervously bumping into my table, spilling her martini all over my last beef slider, and watching her glass shatter all over the floor. Talk about sprinting on broken glass. She bolted to the VIP suite only to be seen much later with a new martini.
Lesson: Accidents happen to everyone. To me they happen everyday. But when these small pitfalls of life occur, embrace it. Laugh a little. Shoot, laugh a lot. But above all, Apologize. I've learned its the proper thing to do.
(And maybe buying this Half Pint another slider wouldn't hurt either. I loooove to eat. I'm a growing boy.)
Perhaps the girl was doing the halfpintgentleman a favor? Maybe she was trying to prevent the site from becoming the 3/4pintgentleman.com? or the-gentleman-who-washes-himself-with-a-rag-on-a-stick.com?
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